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Chris D'Elia On Tour








Everyone’s Halloween costume offends me. Not just the offensive ones. You’re 31. Stop.

About 8 hours ago

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahavfuck fucks sake you Babies outdid yourself I’m crying again twitter.com/thetruebabies/…

Yesterday

Hey @Qantas what’s the stupid as shit reason they make us leave the window shades open while we wait for take off? Gotta know. Tell me now.

Yesterday

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Open Snapchat and point your phone it this.

Open Snapchat and point the camera at this.